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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.
I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.
It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.
You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.
One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.
How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.
I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
I know I want to always do the best I can.
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.
I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine.
My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.
I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect.